2006-11-21, 8:03 p.m.
The List
There are certain words that should not be used at staff meetings, staff lunches or other get togethers. A certain staff member at my work does not seem to recognize the propriety of avoiding these words at aforementioned events. Sadly, we have had to make a list of words she is banned from saying. This is list includes but is not limited to:
crotch
straddle
nuts
blow-up doll
the words 'children' and the phrase 'pet the snake' in the same sentense
the phrase 'pet the snake'
the phrase 'beat the raccoon'
and today's grand addition to The List is (drumroll please)....nipple. Let me repeat. The word nipple should at no time be considered appropriate for use at staff lunch meeting.
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