��� 2006-11-09, 9:52 p.m.
Dear Santa
Ok, I did the funniest mad lib type thing on this website:
Here's my letter. What did you come up with?
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good GIRL.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at LISA's Office party. It was ROSIE who spiked the punch with too much WINE. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like LILAC.
I thought it was funny when I put LISA's SHIRT on my head and danced the WALTZ on the SOFA while singing `SEXY BACK'. I didn't mean to break LISA's IPOD and don't know why LISA would accuse me of LARCENY.
I don't remember calling LARRY's wife a SOFT COW---even though she looked like one with BLUE eye shadow and ORANGE lipstick!
And when I threw up on NAN's husband's TOE, it was only because I ate too much of that CHEESE.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my SUV through my neighbor's BASEMENT. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a COURSE CAT and have me arrested for ARSON!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all ANNOYING and EXPENSIVE. And I'm really not to blame for any of this RETARDED stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and CRINKLY yours,
GLOCKGIRL (Really a nice GIRL!)
P.S. It's only 3 bucks!
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