��� 2004-05-03, 9:59 p.m.
Super Hero
Bill just bought a new game called City of Heros, where your character is a super hero and goes around saving the day (or something to that effect). That got me thinking, what if I was a super hero? What would my name be? What super cool outfit would I have? What would my special powers be?
Meet Fatalia. She is all kinds of bad ass and sexy as hell, of course. She wears a skin tight yet amazingly flexible suit made of a yet-to-be discovered element from a far planet. It was given to her when she pleased the god of that planet by smacking the crap out of a two bit drug dealer. It's black head to toe with random splashes of silver. She has boots that allow her to jump amazing heights and kick serious ass. The whole suit is bullet proof. She has all the amazing kung fu powers of the video game chicks, including the ability to flip someone over head with her feet. Fatalia can pull energy from around her into a glowing silver ball, then blast people with it. She exacts revenge on wife beaters and people who don't use turn signals in heavy traffic. She particularly enjoys beating the crap out of child abusers, then dumping their battered bodies on the doorstep of the police department with videotaped incriminating evidence duct taped to their foreheads. Champion of the underdog, all good people love Fatalia. Those who would hurt small animals...fear her.
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