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The Truth

Resistentialism (ri-zis-TEN-shul-iz-um) noun: The theory that inanimate objects demonstrate hostile behavior

against us.

I knew it all along. Please view the scientific evidence on the site below, taking careful notice of the marmalade and toast example. Anyone who has purchased carpet knows what I mean.

http://www.uefap.co.uk/writing/exercise/report/clatri.htm

My thanks to A.Word.A.Day for this profound bit of knowlege. And to think, I almost deleted today's entry without reading it. Must have been my CPU trying to thwart my efforts to uncover its evil ways.

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