2007-03-24, 11:31 p.m.
Red Light Responsibilities
Let me just say that if you are the first car in line at a red light, you have responsibilities to the drivers behind you. You must be alert, ready to pounce on the gas pedal the second the light turns green. You may not daydream, fiddle with the radio, text message or otherwise distract yourself from the task at hand. Drivers violating these rules and sitting like a dumbass a a green light will be towed.
This has been a public service announcement.
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