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Patent It
The other day I was complaining to Bill about not knowing what to do about something. He said, "Patent it. When you figure out how to do it, patent it."
So I decided to patent not knowing what to do. Every time someone can't figure it out, I get paid. People would start getting smart or getting broke real quick.
We were watching some anime and one of the characters screamed, "I don't know what to do!" And I said, "See. If I had that patent I would have just made some money."
Now to find someone at the patent office I can swindle or threaten into approving my fine idea...
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